Category: Humor

Thanksgiving Joke!

Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road? Bob: I don’t know. Biff: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!

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AUGUST 21, 2014 NATIONAL SENIOR CITIZENS DAY Birthdays: Harry Smith 63; Harold Reid 75; Kenny Rogers 76 Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac): http://www.almanac.com/advice/daily Everybody is wise after the event. 1989 – Capitol releases Garth Brooks’ “If Tomorrow Never…

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Birthdays: Tom Hanks 59;  OJ Simpson 68, John Tesh 63 National Day: National Sugar Cookie Day Advice: Marrying for love is risky, but God smiles on it.

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AUGUST 11, 2014 – NATIONAL PRESIDENTIAL JOKE DAY – NATIONAL RASPBERRY BOMBE DAY Birthdays: Hulk Hogan 61; Anna Gunn 46; John Conlee 68; Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac): http://www.almanac.com/advice/daily To relieve sunburned skin, add baking soda to your…

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August 8, 2014 – NATIONAL FROZEN CUSTARD DAY – NATIONAL HAPPINESS HAPPENS DAY – NATIONAL ZUCCHINI DAY – NATIONAL DOLLAR DAY Birthdays: Dustin Hoffman 77, Connie Stevens 76, Mel Tillis 82, Mark Wills 41 Advice of the Day (Old Farmers…

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AUGUST 20, 2014 – NATIONAL RADIO DAY – NATIONAL LEMONADE DAY – NATIONAL CHOCOLATE PECAN PIE DAY Birthdays: Al Roker 60; Connie Chung 68 Robert Plant 66; Meghan Ory 32 Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac): http://www.almanac.com/advice/daily Drink warm…

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AUGUST 5, 2014 – NATIONAL NIGHT OUT – NATIONAL UNDERWEAR DAY – NATIONAL OYSTER DAY Birthdays: Loni Anderson 69 (WKRP), Maureen McCormick 58 (Marsha Brady); Terri Clark 46 (Country singer) Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac): http://www.almanac.com/advice/daily Soft words…

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AUGUST 19, 2014 – NATIONAL SOFT ICE CREAM DAY – NATIONAL AVAITION DAY Birthdays: Matthew Perry 45, Bill Clinton 68, Fred Thompson 72, Eddie Raven 70, Lee Ann Wolmack 48, Clay Walker 45 Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac):…

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AUGUST 1, 2014 – RESPECT FOR PARENTS DAY – NATIONAL GIRLFRIENDS DAY – NATIONAL MINORITY DONOR AWARENESS DAY – NATIONAL RASPBERRY CREAM PIE DAY Birthdays:  Tyler Farr 30; Coolio 51; Chris Williams 37 Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac):…

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JULY 31 2014 – NATIONAL MUTT DAY – NATIONAL CHILI DOG DAY – NATIONAL RASPBERRY CAKE DAY Birthdays: Zack Brown 36; Mark Cuben 56; Wesley Snipes 52 Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac): http://www.almanac.com/advice/daily When silk flowers get dusty,…

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July 29, 2014 – NATIONAL LASAGNA DAY – NATIONAL CHICKEN WING DAY Birthdays: Wil Wheaton 42; Josh Radnor 40; Martin McBride 48 2005 – Gretchen Wilson’s “All Jacked Up” video debuts on CMT.com 2004 – Blake Shelton’s “Some Beach” video,…

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AUGUST 15, 2014 – NATIONAL RELAXATION DAY – NATIONAL LEMON MERINGUE PIE DAY Birthdays: Ben Affleck 42; Princess Anne 64; Mike Connors 89; Jennifer Lawrence 24 Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac): http://www.almanac.com/advice/daily If your dog has been sprayed…

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AUGUST 27, 2014 NATIONAL JUST BECAUSE DAY Birthdays: Jeff Cook 65 (Alabama), Colt Ford 44 1948 – On “Meet the Press,” Whitaker Chambers accused Alger Hiss of being a communist. 1949 – ABC’s “Stand By For Crime” aired for the…

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July 24, 2014 – National Tequila Day – National Drive-Thru Day – National Cousins Day Birthdays: Jennifer Lopez 45, Lynda Carter 63, Barry Bonds 50, Ruth Buzzi 78, Pam Tillis 57 Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac): http://www.almanac.com/advice/daily To…

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JULY 23 2014 – NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY – NATIONAL VANILLA ICE CREAM DAY Birthdays: Woody Harrelson 53; Edie McClurg 63; Allison Krauss 43; Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac): http://www.almanac.com/advice/daily Leos tend to be generous, faithful, creative, and…

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JULY 22 2014 – NATIONAL PENUCHE FUDGE DAY – NATIONAL HAMMOCK DAY Birthdays: David Spade 50, Danny Glover 68, Alex Trebek 68; Don Henley 67; Willem Dafoe 59; Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac): http://www.almanac.com/advice/daily To season a cast-iron…

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JULY 21, 2014 – NATIONAL JUNK FOOD DAY – NATIONAL CREME BRULEE DAY – NATIONAL GET OUT OF THE DOG HOUSE DAY Birthdays: Robin Williams 63; Cat Stephens 66; Josh Hartnett 36; Juno Temple 25 Advice of the Day (Old…

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JULY 18, 2014 – NATIONAL CAVIAR DAY Birthdays: Vin Diesel 47; Wendy Williams 50; Richard Branson 64; John Glenn 93; Ricky Scaggs 60 Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac): Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run…

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JULY 17, 2014 – NATIONAL PEACH ICE CREAM DAY Birthdays: Luke Bryan 38; Craig Morgan 50; David Hasselhoff 62; Donald Sutherland 72; Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac): Of what use is it for a cow to give plenty…

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JULY 16, 2014 – NATIONAL PERSONAL CHEF DAY Birthdays: Will Ferrell 47; Jimmy Johnson 71; Barry Sanders 46 Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac): Mules make a great fuss about their ancestors having been horses. 1983 – Alabama posts…

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JULY 15, 2014 – I LOVE HORSES DAY – NATIONAL PET FIRE SAFETY DAY – NATIONAL TAPIOCA PUDDING DAY Birthdays: Gabriel Iglesias 38; Linda Ronstadt 68; Forest Whitaker 53; Jesse Ventura 63; Diane Kruger 38 Advice of the Day (Old…

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JULY 14, 2014 – NATIONAL TAPE MEASURE DAY Birthdays: Jane Lynch 54; Jamey Johnson 39; Sean Flynn 25; Matthew Fax 48 Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac): Change of weather makes conversation for fools. 1990- ‘THE HOWARD STERN SHOW’…

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JULY 10, 2014 – NATIONAL PINA COLADA DAY Birthdays: Ron Glass 69; Robert Pine 73; Jessica Simpson 34; Arlo Guthrie 67; Advise (Old Farmer Almanac): If it rains on July 10, it will rain for seven weeks. 2013 – Randy…

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JULY 9, 2014 – NATIONAL SUGAR COOKIE DAY Birthdays: Tom Hanks 58; OJ Simpson 67; John Tesh 62; Ed Ames 87; Chris Cooper 63; Advise (Old Farmer Almanac): Clean manual can openers by feeding a paper towel through it. 1999…

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JULY 8, 2014 – NATIONAL CHOCOLATE WITH ALMONDS DAY Birthdays: Kevin Bacon 56, Toby Keith 53, Anjelica Huston 63, Steve Lawrence 79, Wolfgang Puck 65 Advise (Old Farmer Almanac): Rambler roses will bloom all summer if the old flower clusters…

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JULY 7, 2014 – NATIONAL FATHER-DAUGHTER TAKE A WALK TOGETHER DAY – NATIONAL STRAWBERRY SUNDAE DAY – NATIONAL MACARONI DAY Birthdays: Ringo Starr 74; Doc Severinson 84; Claire Holt 26; Advise (Old Farmer Almanac): A warm heart requires a cool…

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JULY 3, 2014 – NATIONAL EAT BEANS DAY Birthdays: Tom Cruise 52, Sandra Lee 48, Johnny Lee 68; Sarah Buxton 34; Aaron Tippin 56; Trent Tomlinson 39 Advise (Old Farmer Almanac): Cap in hand never did any harm. 2004 Montgomery…

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JULY 1, 2014 – NATIONAL CREATIVE ICE CREAM FLAVOR DAY – NATIONAL POSTAL WORKER DAY – NATIONAL U.S. POSTAGE STAMP DAY – NATIONAL GINGERSNAP DAY Birthdays: Pamela Anderson 47; Dan Aykroyd 62; Melissa Peterman 43; Jamie Farr 80, Alan Ruck…

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JUNE 30, 2014 – NATIONAL METEOR DAY Birthdays: Mike Tyson 48; David Alan Grier 58; Monica Potter 43; Advise (Old Farmer Almanac): For swellings and sores, make a poultice of dandelions. 1952 – CBS-TV debuted “The Guiding Light.” 1978 –…

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JUNE 27, 2014 – NATIONAL SUNGLASSES DAY Birthdays: Drake Bell 28; Ross Perot 84; Christian Kane 40; Lorrie Morgan 55 Advise (Old Farmer Almanac): Better alone than in bad company. 1989 NBC aired “Miami Vice” for the last time. 1993…

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JUNE 26, 2014 – NATIONAL HANDSHAKE DAY – NATIONAL BEAUTICIANS DAY – NATIONAL CHOCOLATE PUDDING DAY Birthdays: Gretchen Frances Wilson 41; Jennette McCurdy 22;  Chris Isaak 58; Robert Davi 61 Advise (Old Farmer Almanac) Turnip tops are richer in vitamins…

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JUNE 25, 2014 – NATIONAL CATFISH DAY – COLOR TV DAY – NATIONAL LEON DAY – NATIONAL STRAWBERRY PARFAIT DAY Birthdays: Jimmie Walker 67; June Lockhart 89; Phyliss George 65; George Michael 51; Carly Simon 69 Advise (Old Farmer Almanac)…

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JUNE 24, 2014 – NATIONAL PRALINES DAY Birthdays: Mike Fleetwood 67, Joe Penny 58, Michele Lee 72, Curt Mega 26, Al Molinaro 95 2000 The Dixie Chicks’ Natalie Maines marries actor Adrian Pasdar at A Little White Wedding Chapel in…

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JUNE 23, 2014 – NATIONAL PINK DAY – NATIONAL PECAN SANDIES DAY Birthdays: Selma Blair 42;  Frances McDormand 57; Clarence Thomas 66; Bryan Brown 67 1929 – June Carter is born in Maces Spring, Virginia, to Ezra and Mother Maybelle…

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JUNE 20, 2014 NATIONAL FLIP FLOP DAY – AMERICAN EAGLE DAY – NATIONAL VANILLA MILKSHAKE DAY Birthdays: Nicole Kidman 47, Lionel Richie 65, John Goodman 62, Brian Wilson 72, Anne Murray 69, Yesterday: 1973 – “American Bandstand” celebrated its 20th…

Hug Someone Today – National Hug Day!

NATIONAL HUGGING DAY National Hug Day or National Hugging Day is an annual holiday created by Rev. Kevin Zaborney. It occurs on January 21 and is officially recognized by the United States Copyright Office, but is not a public holiday. The holiday was founded on March 29, 1986 in Caro,…