SPOTLIGHTING SENIORS
By Janet James
Food for Thought – Laugh every day!
Menu: September 22nd – September 26th
Monday 22nd – Beef Goulash, Navy Beans, Broccoli, Oatmeal Raisin Cookie, Wheat Roll, 2% Milk, Tea
Tuesday 23rd – King Ranch Casserole, Spanish Rice, Pinto Beans, Brownie, Tortilla, 2% Milk, Tea
Wednesday 24th – Roast Turkey, Savory Bread Dressing, Candied Sweet Potatoes, Green Beans, Pineapple Tidbits, Wheat Roll, 2% Milk, Tea
Thursday 25th – Baked Ham/Pineapple, Lima Beans, Chuck Wagon Corn, Chocolate Chip Cookie, Wheat Roll, 2% Milk, Tea
Friday 26th – BBQ Chicken, Mashed Potatoes, Carrot Raisin Salad, Baked Apple, Cornbread, 2% Milk,Tea
Just for Laughs – A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband can die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, fix him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your stress on anything negative. This will probably make him feel worse.” “If you can do this for at least ten months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say to you?”
She replied, “You’re going to die.”
