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FYI – Today

JULY 14, 2014 – NATIONAL TAPE MEASURE DAY

Birthdays:
Jane Lynch 54; Jamey Johnson 39; Sean Flynn 25; Matthew Fax 48

Advice of the Day (Old Farmers Almanac):
Change of weather makes conversation for fools.

1990- ‘THE HOWARD STERN SHOW’ PREMIERES ON WWOR
1973 – The Everly Brothers break up in the midst of a concert at Knott’s Berry Farm in Buena Park, California, Phil Everly smashing his guitar at the side of the stage after “(‘Til) I Kissed You.” Don Everly performs the night’s remaining two shows solo
1956 – Elvis Presley earns a #1 country single in Billboard magazine with “I Want You, I Need You, I Love You”

FYI

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Sports Brief w/ Mark Allen

Join “Mark Allen” Meurer weekday mornings for Sports on KSSL 107.3 & 94.107

* The Los Angeles Angels beat the Texas Rangers 10-7 yesterday.
* The Boston Red Sox’s 11-0 win over the Houston Astros yesterday.
* The Rangers and Astros have the Day off.
* Tomorrow is the 85th National League vs American Leagure All Stars Game.
* Friday the Astros begin 3 against the White Sox.  The Rangers crank 3 up against the Blue jays.
* The Phoenix Mercury 90-61 victory yesterday over the San Antonio Stars.
* Worlld Cup Champions Germany 1 vs Argentina 0   Only three years and 11 months until World Cup 2018.
* Brad Keselowski wins Nascars Camping World Sunday.
* Tour De France stage 10 today in France.
* LeBron James signs with The Caveliers. Only 2 Years.
* Carmelo Anthony signs with the Knicks.
* Chris Bosh returning to Miami Heat.

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Tech Baseball @ West Virginia Thursday at 5:00pm CST
Houston Rockets beat Los Angeles Clippers 124-103 game 5. Game 6 Thursday (Clippers 3-2)
San Francisco Giants beat Houston Astros 8-1. Houston Astros host Giants game 2 tonight 7:10 PM
Kansas City Royals beat Texas Rangers 7-6. Rangers host Royals 7:05 PM Game 2 of 4
Mark Allen Meurer KSSL
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Senior Citizens Center News

SrCitSPOTLIGHTING SENIORS
By Janet James

     Food for Thought – Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Bingo this week had 28 players waiting to yell “Bingo-Bingo.” The secret prize was won by Diane Walker. The blackout amount of $64.10 was won by Monica Urias.

Upcoming events – Mark your calendars! Monday (July 14) Bingo from 1-2. Tuesday (July 15) Monthly 42 game from 1-4. Monday (July 21) HFF from 10-12. Bingo from 1-2. Tuesday (July 22) Calvert from 11-12.   Wednesday (July 23) B and A Day. Bridge from 1-4.

Just for Laughs – The woman pulled her car over to the side of the road when she heard the police car’s siren.

“How long have you been driving without a taillight?” Demanded the officer.

“Oh, no!” screamed the woman. She jumped out and ran to the back of the car.

“Just calm down,” said the officer. “It isn’t that serious.”

“But wait ‘til my husband finds out!”

“Where is he?”

“He’s in the trailer that was attached to the car!”

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Sports Brief w/Mark Allen

Tom Brady & Colts punished by the NFL in the Deflate-gate.
Texas Rangers beat the weary Kansas City Royals 8-2 last night.
Texas Rangers host KC Royals tonight 7:05 PM Game 2.
Houston Astros host the San Francisco Giants tonight 7:10 PM.
Josh Hamilton went 0 for 4 in a rehab appearance with Triple-A Round Rock last night.
D.J. Swearinger has been released by the Houston Texans.
Mark Allen Meurer KSSL
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