Here is my annual list of Best Lines I heard – or heard again in 2014.
Happy New Year and keep ‘em coming!
Tony Privett @ TonyPrivett.com
Best Lines 2014
You try to do the right thing, and they just screw you at the drive-thru.
Friends make the worst enemies.
Karma is undefeated.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.
The media can’t find him. He’s in the candidate protection program.
I’m busier than a cranberry merchant.
You can run, but you will die tired.
He looked at me like a mule looking at a new gate.
The amount of energy necessary to refute a lie is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
If you’re explaining, you’re losing.
Empty barrels make the most noise.
Hush your mouth wide open.
Nobody can play Chopin like Chopin.
Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped over and being kicked.
If the end times are upon us, why do we need a Rainy Day Fund?
